| Walks into classroom and sees that usual seat next to Cute Girl is taken by Student. Stands awkwardly. | |
| Student: | Oh, did I take your seat? I could move if you want... |
| Me: | Haha. Yeah, uh, I mean, no, that's fine. |
| Student: | No, it's no problem... |
| Me: | No, I can go over here. I'm not that OCD! |
| Walks five steps and sits on OTHER side of Cute Girl. Crisis averted. | |
| (this chat function will probably encourage far too much personal sharing... far too much) |